So I picked up a shift today at the theater and you won't even frelling believe what happened. Our theater is part of an indoor mall and Radio Shack happens to be right next door. I'm standing at the ticket taking box and watched as some dude in a bright yellow t-shirt hauled ass through our lobby, chased by a clerk from Radio Shack. That was pretty amusing cause I was really betting on the RS dude tackling the idiot theif. The theif got away, but dropped his cell phone. The RS clerk walked up with the theif's cellphone and just laughed cause even if the guy got away, they still had him by the balls.

The hilariously stupid part came about three minutes later when the theif came trudging back in through our lobby and out into the mall, coming to a full stop in front of Radio Shack.  Seriously, he stood out there, holding stolen merchandise and demanded the clerk give back his cellphone. So, yeah he was totally arrested.

And that is my proof that people are seriously stupid.  Have good times!